her douchebag of a boyfriend really, never liked the guy, he's hot and everything, and closer to my age than my mom's but he's just there to fuck her and live off her freaking money and won't lift a finger around the house. I guess my mom wanted a "boy toy" or something, 'cause he ain't worth a shit! But enough about him, he ain't important, and it's me I want to talk about anyway. So, I was waiting for my birthday all year, which was this past July, all year long. I wanted