Area 52: The Best Online Dispensary (Fight Me) Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the wild world of online dispensaries, specifically, my favorite: Area 52. As a seasoned connoisseur of… well, let's just say relaxation techniques, I've seen it all. The good, the bad, and the downright sketchy. So, trust me when I say I've got a nose for quality, and Area 52 is the best online dispensary, period.