from a twenty-year-old, but you get my point." "I think you need to get laid, get your dick sucked and cum down her throat." "Whoa," he objected, putting his hands up. "That's inappropriate, Eliza. Truthful, but still." "I'm sorry," I apologized, placing a hand on his leg. "It won't happen again," I added, leaning over a bit more. 'Yes, look at my legal crack, it's nothing to be ashamed of, so eat the eye candy.' Although, after fifteen seconds, he backed away. "No, Eliza