was only a river a few metres away, so I decided to go wash myself and remove all the lubricant and sperm off my body. I planned to do to this then return to my vehicle and grab my phone where I could begin walking towards the closest town and receive reception to contact the rescue squad. Even though I was completely naked, I did not fuss on retrieving clothes as I was just wanting to leave the forest and get away from the mysterious monster alien. I began to wash myself