said our goodbyes with my wife giving him a rather friendly big kiss on the lips and we went our separate ways. That night in bed, Margaret - my wife - seemed particularly clingy and affectionate so I thought that I would try my luck as our sex life had been virtually non-existent for ages. After kissing and cuddling for a bit, I slid my exploring hand downwards to find that she had left off her knickers - an almost unknown occurrence - and on further exploring I discovered