out as jokes and self-effacing humor. Jack would joke about his pants fitting funny, Dave would wonder why since his dick was so small, Jack would tell Dave he had a low sperm count, and so on. Truth be told, Jack did actually have a small dick – about 3 ½ inches. Enough to serve the ladies, not that there were any in his life. That wasn't the problem with his marriage, he could do right by her in that regard. All the other reasons, like her drinking and his one layoff