call it perverted. The ones who do it just call it advanced masturbation. There was, technically speaking, no law against having sex with yourself. Still, it was my first time, and I was a bit nervous, so I asked, "Does this work?" "Oh yeah," future me replied. "I had an awesome time. I hope it’s as good the second time around." "I’ll do my best." "I know," she said and winked. My nerves began to subside; I’d not only get through this, but be eager for more tomorrow when