"Are you going to make love to me in my wedding dress?" Naked, I came to stand over her with a rock hard boner pointing due North as I reached down and lifted the first layer of her dress and folded it back. To reveal another layer. Followed by another. And another. Talk about hunting for the pot of gold. "That's all I've been thinking about, wife," I grinned, "Since the moment I saw you walking up the aisle." She raised her hand and pretended to stifle a yawn. "But it's