as she wanted be a hoo er. She were a stunner, her tits were straining the seams on her cream gaberdine mackintosh, her lips were like rubies, her eyes were like, well eyes, one were blue and the other weren’t, her hair was pure gold wi black roots, and her face, had all the right bits and well thee don’t have to look at it when you’re close up do thee. "Hey Dolly!" he shouted. "Fuck off pervert," she replied. "Eee, that’s not very nice," he retorted. "Nor are you