I looked up at Jack and I could see he was itching for me to open the 3rd box, so I quickly tore off the wrapping paper.   A dildo! He bought me a dildo! I couldn’t believe it. We had talked about it before, but not very seriously, and now here I was lying in bed with a dildo. "Don’t we need some lube or something with this?" I asked.   "No baby," said Jack, "we can do that ourselves." And he pulled the comforter off me, looked down at my naked body, slid between my legs and