the fetching young ladies named Zelda cut a fart so bad it smelled like something had crawled up her butt and died. Zelda was a thin brunette in an orange Lycra Brazilian style mini bikini that offered scant coverage. "Oh my gosh golly goodness," said Zelda, "It’s Tuesday and I just cut a fart so bad it smelled like something crawled up my butt and died!" "Oh golly G. gumdrops," replied Jan; a thin redhead in a pink and white stripe Lycra mini bikini. "It is Tuesday and all