I am afraid you will have to ravish Eliza instead." "Oh very well if I must," Mr D’arcy agreed, "For I do declare my cock is near bent double such is the restriction in my breeches." "If you think I shall just lie back and," Eliza protested. "Oh be quiet, he has a huge cock a huge income and a huge house, " Mr Bennet reminded her, "You could be his Huntingdon Harlot and he could buy you a house where you could live in luxury." "Hold on," Mr D’arcy protested, "I just need to