onion powder • ¾ teaspoon garlic powder • 1/8 teaspoon pepper • Hair from one moderately hairy ass • 1/4 teaspoon salt, or to taste PREPARATION: Ass Hair - spread a portion of newspaper on the floor and stand on it while dry shaving off ass hair. A dry shave is recommended (no water and of course, no shaving cream) because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done. Combine all ingredients except topping in a bowl and combine until blended. A wire potato masher