our bud, oh man. Billy just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound. "Billy, who did this to you? It's really bad man. We'll help you kick their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is evil." And we all really meant it, even if Billy didn't believe us because it might be hard to take us serious when we couldn't stop snickering while we said it. Billy had no hair. I mean none, not a bit. We could see hair all over the floor but none of it was on Billy any more. And we had