other and had burst into a fit of the giggles. "Sorry madam, Tee he Teehehehe he," she said as tears ran down her cheeks, "His dick’s too big!" Hahahahaha!" "Have that wench sacked," Mary said to no one in particular. "You wants to stick a candle up yourself miss, or a rolling pin, that’s what I does afore the master fucks I when I don’t fancy him!" the maid said as she realized she was in big trouble. "How dare you suggest it’s my fault," Mary snapped. "To be fair you did