I had been having a blast at college. I was getting better grades than I got in high school (putting in more work, of course), having sex with any woman who wanted it, and partying harder than I had ever tried when I was in high school. I was actually kind of thankful for the break from dorm life more than anything. It would be nice to see my family and friends from back home whom I wasn’t living with. I got home and had a nice dinner with my family, which was great – I hadn