taking the last step off the bus, one foot on the ground, when he got hit by a pair of breasts with legs and just managed to brace himself in time. Then he realised who it was and they were smothering each other’s faces with kisses. David’s tutor and his classmates stood around watching this display with amused looks on their faces. ‘Mr Thomas,’ said David quickly, ‘is there anything else you want us to do?’ ‘Not YOU,’ he replied, with a little grin, ‘YOU can go. From what